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INTERNET DATING AT ITS BEST/WORST
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(2010/08/06)
Men do all sorts of stupid things to pray at the temple. They also do noble things at the same temple. The more you understand the power of sex in relationships the better you should be able to navigate the dating waters, and for that matter, all aspects of relationships from friendships to marriage.
What sorts of things do men do to go to the altar? Let’s see. At minimum it motivates them to be social animals able to relate to women. I sometimes think if there was no Jade Temple, guys would forget to stop doing the things they do. They may never take a break if it weren’t for the Temple visits. The primal need for sex gets men up and running. They actually have to hunt for sex much like they hunt for sustenance.Yes, men actually have to pick up the phone or go to a club or somehow figure out a way to get sex.
To maintain membership at the Temple, man will have children, learn to like them and raise them to adulthood often times teaching them a trade or pay to have them taught a trade in college. Man will settle down knowing that he has a Temple at home and has no need to look for other Temples. He shall become a good man and know no others in the carnal way.
While primitive man (as well as some barbarians of modern times) forced themselves on women,today’s man needs to use his cunning to find a mate. Notice I say cunning, which for those of you who are astute, you may realize that word it is very similar sounding to cunnilingus which also sounds much like a cunning linguist. Guys who want to be successful at finding and pleasing and retaining that mate need to excel at all three of these skills.
Some men are so desperate for an altar to pray upon that they actually become “whipped” and do most anything the goddess presiding over the altar of the Jade Temple asks of them.These are the guys who are usually most devastated from a breakup, divorce, or loss through the death of their partner. There is probably some level of dependency related to sexual dysfunction that makes many of these desperate types cling to abusive relationships where they are totally controlled.
To the ultimate extreme, there are even those men who actually kill for their dedication to the Jade Temple. Yes, they actually become homicidal and end up killing their goddess, another man with who the goddess may have let into the temple, or even many people involved in the lives of the goddess and the disciple. These men should be avoided. It is however difficult to tell which men have this personality issue.
Women must understand that if they find a true disciple of the Temple, this person will not stray, nor will their devotion ever fade. This devotee may shower the Priestess with gifts, trips and all sorts of good stuff. Depending upon one’s personality type, they may actually like having control over this person and the gifts.Others may actually find contempt for such a wimpy kind of guy.
At the other end of the spectrum, there are raiders of the ark that resides at the Jade Temple also known as “players.” These are the guys who like to go to the Temple, but they are actually atheists who don’t believe in the Jade Temple and would rather plunder as many temples as they can get into. Ironically, they like to be showered with gifts and trip and good stuff, too.
It is the ladies job to figure out the difference between the two. While there is no set way to make this determination due to such variability of personalities, psyches and situations, you can get some hints. A guy who can’t stay away from you and is always horny, is the guy who will likely take out a membership in you Temple i.e. he may want to make a commitment. The guys who is aloof and never really cares about being with you other than for sex is more likely a raider of the lost ark, or if he is seeing you and you alone, he is likely a fellow with a low sex drive, and that may be okay for those women who aren’t interested in sex being a frequent activity.
It is best to identify the nuts and stay away from them as they can only cause you grief. The deeper the relationship with a needy, nutty guy, the more likely you can end up in a frustrating relationship, or worse, a violent circumstance whether it be verbal abuse, beatings or worse.
It’s pretty much like the Goldilocks thing: you want to find someone who is “just right!” That’s not so easy to do. Do you settle? Great question!
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• Goddess 1 (2010/10/03 01:17)
very funny and so true
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